PITTY THE WOMEN

Life for women today is tough. Here's the reason:
1.)the nice men are ugly;
2.)the handsome men are not nice;
3.)the handsome and nice men are gay;
4.)the handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married
5.)the men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money
6.)the men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money
7.) the handsome men without money are after our money
8.)the handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough
9.)the men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards
10.)the men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!
11.)the men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. NOW.... WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN??? Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with...
(From the Phil. Star article)

What do you think?

THE PREMISE of this article lies on the principle that sometimes, loving a person doesn't mean it has to be romantic and loving a person for the rest of your life doesn't mean you have to end up marrying them. Can a man and a woman just be friends? I'd say yes and they should be.Hindi dahil kinaibigan ka, liligawan ka na. Not every guy who befriends you has an ulterior motive. Get over yourself. Don't flatter yourself. There is a reason why he befriended you, but don't automatically assume that it's because he wants to be your so-called boyfriend. If this will be the principle you'll follow every time someone asks you to be his friend, you're gonna miss a great deal from the friendship.Hindi dahil mabait sa iyo, nililigawan ka na. There are people who are naturally sweet and kind. There are people who are innately good and no matter how wicked you seem, they just find it so easy to be kind to you. It doesn't mean he is courting you. Don't put yourself through unnecessary stress trying to figure out if he's courting you or not. Because I think if he is, you won't have to guess, you'll know and you'll be very certain about it.Hindi dahil he talks to you a lot, he loves you na. You don't befriend a person if you absolutely abhor him, right? Chances are you make sense when he talks to you, or you're probably very patient listening to him. The two of you probably connect on some level but why does it always have to be assumed to be romantic? Being two intelligent, mature human beings, you need to accept that it's nice to share a cup of coffee over a stimulating conversation, and that you don't have to automatically put romantic connotation to it. Relieve yourself of the pressure. It's just coffee and a shared interest.Hindi dahil cute ang friend mo, crush/love mo na siya. This is the most amusing thing that hit me lately. People always assume that because your friend is cute or should I say, hot (because cute is a word you describe your high school crush while hot is a word you use to describe a hunk), 'lakas amats mo na for repapips!' Let me just say this, at least from my own personal experience, I'm just nearsighted, I haven't gone blind. I can still appreciate God's creation! However, there will always be weird things, crazy things, stupid things that will keep you, believe me, from having a crush on him. First of all, you'd know his history with women, enough to judge what's good for you. Second, don't you just hate it when a guy who's absolutely always put together, who looks intelligent enough pronounces the word country as 'kawntri' and the word mango as 'meynggo.' Call me crazy for judging a person just because he can't pronounce these words right. I admit, I'm crazy.Hindi dahil you hang out with each other most of the time, you'd end up being boyfriend-girlfriend. Self-explanatory... There are a thousand, no million different reasons why things don't always turn out that way. There is no one proven formula. For all we know, the reason why he likes hanging out with you is because he likes getting kikay tips from you. He probably plans on being kikay himself and he needs a mentor.A dinner with a guy friend does not necessarily mean equate to a date. Especially if you're paying for your share no. Hello? Three things to consider: the place, the topic and how the two of you actually planned to meet. First, how it was planned. If it were a date expect that he would ask you out at least three days before the actual date to give you some lead time, to give you the notion that you are not just a filler on his schedule. Second, the place. If it were a real date, the both of you would want real food and a place where you could really talk things through. Don't go out with a guy to a movie on Friday night if you're really serious about him. Going to a movie is more like treating him like a 'filler' just because you had nothing to do on a Friday night so you might as well go out. Topic. Ha! You wouldn't be talking about chikang artista, chikang opisina or argue if the one girl's boobs are real or not. You would be probably talking about sensible, quite personal stuff.I therefore conclude that platonic relationships are never complicated; people just have tendencies to complicate them.

Things Guys Should know about Girls

1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.

2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.

3. Don't say you understand when you don't.

4. Girls are petty, get over it.

5. You don't have PMS, don't act like you know what it's like.

6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook. Doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know you don't.

8. Size does matter.

9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big, we like it when you are Mr Big.

10. A system in your car only impresses your home boys.

11. No matter what you say, your ex girl friend is a bitch.

12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.

13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.

14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.

15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it.

16. We are drama queens.

17. Fashion police do exist.

18. Don't ask us to give head, if you are nice you just might get it.

19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paint ball or anything else you and your friends talk about.

20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over it.

22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.

23. Shave, no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.

24. Even is you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. 25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's, hers are fake(besides think about it you have a better chance with ours then ull ever have with hers)

26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps.

28. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren't.

29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.

30. Most importantly. We are always right, so don't forget it

 

 

mga Girls!!! totoo ba yan??? hehehe..

Bughaw na buwan

T'was really You

my dreams come true, from the time i found you,

i don't know what to do, all i want is to gaze at you.

you change my life and directs it's way,

that's why i'll do every possible way.

my life now has a meaning,

because of you it has a beginning.

i don't know the reason of this,

but t'was you that i don't want to miss.

the beauty and charm that you possess,

is the one i dreamt of and i want to caress.

just a simple glimpse is an eternal happiness,

to stare at you turns my joy into madness,

my life now do have a direction,

because of it i want to make action,

hope you believe with what i will say,

but it's you that makes all my day,

i don't care if this is not right,

just for you i'll not stop the fight,

you find me a reason for loving,

and now i find myself a reason for living,

i don't want to make your eyebrows high,

i adore you, i don't know why?

you might get angry co'z this sounds crazy,

i just want to make you happy even if this is just insanity.

Woman

Your beauty is elegant

just a glance makes me enchant

you are the push that makes me move,

you are the bliss that grants my wish,

your glamour is different among the rest,

that's why you deserve a great caress.

my heart do feels an eternal delight,

specially everytime that you are in my sight.

please don't get mad and do not leave

because You're the reason,why i wanted to live.

There she goes

the first time that i saw you

i never knew what is it in you?

i felt something different,

 my emotion becomes apparent,

my heart beats faster,

it seems that i was floating in the air.

i dont know what to do, all i want is to stare at you.

the beauty that my eye perceive,

is the eternity that i want to live.

finesse, mystery, and glory

that's all i can see with the gorgeous and lovely lady.

i'ts you

there is one thing you must know about me,

i'm too shy but i'll tell you honestly.

it's about a feeling everytime i think about you and me,

i don't know what it is, hope you understand me,

is this an illusion or just an infatuation?

i don't know how to explain, it keeps on falling like a heavy rain,

but one thing all i know, i like you and that's a vow.

im happy co'z of you, it's not ordinary but that is true,

you always make my day, since i met you on a tuesday.

even if you're far, i know that we could see through stars,

hope it's not too late, i'll be there, please just wait,

and do give me a chance,

to show and express my ultimate and greatest romance.

Tell me please..

what should i do for you to believe on what will i tell you,

will i cross the sea, reach the mountain top,

walk the sahara? or stay in the himalaya?

do i need to face these condition just to get thy reaction?

tell me what should i do...

i'll break my limits, i'll take all the risk.

i'll do anything for you, until i never hear, the word "i love you too!"

my heart's shouting, your name is what it's saying,

i don't know what's the meaning, hope that you're listening,

can you wait for me? hope you understand me.

i love you! please don't get mad at me,

all i wanted is for thou to be here with me.